This is something I have seen, while returning from Lake Tahoe this weekend. A sign said: "Such and such, Attorney at Law. Crime Pays." 'nuff said.

Another ad grabbed my attention as I was passing Bay Bridge. It was a Nextel billboard featuring their newest Java phone i730 and saying "If you want a fashion accessory - buy a poodle". I'd say this is somewhat arrogant coming from a company known to offer ugliest phones on the market.